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The son of a poker player cannot understand whether his father loves him or not

decided to get married, sent matchmakers

-How do you like Poker Stars? -Bad room! Very bad room!!! I thought it would be better! Very bad room!!! Although...

“come back, I’ll quit poker” - bluffing

a very drunk poker player bluffed right onto the gaming table

Meet me - this is Sergey. Plays pokerstars for 3 years

I'll fuck my friend now. -Why cards?

The husband runs home, grabs his wife by the hand.., into the bedroom, rushes and throws her on the bed... the wife is shocked.., this has not happened in 20 years. her husband falls towards her, covers them with a blanket over his head and says..: - look! I bought the watch...it glows.

I told my mom that there were two couples today and decided not to talk about Full House