手を持つ鳥

Finally, as of today I have my own car. and I'm not showing off at all. I just want you to know that a person must have a dream. If you try hard, your dream will come true. don't ask why I chose silver.

the daughter came without a sled and said that her grandfather and granddaughter asked her to ride them. she told them the address, and they will bring it when they get ready. We are glad that we raised a kind girl, but we read the lecture that she is too trusting. two hours later there was a knock on the door and they brought a sleigh and candy. The daughter reached into her pocket: “Here, I’m returning your phone.”

why do these pigeons look like they're about to release the best album of the year?

when you have power, authority, influence in your hands, when you are authority

September is when you carry a jacket in your hands all day because it was cold in the morning

The worst crime in Russia is when a guy, drinking beer bought after 22:00, near a metro station, lighting a cigarette, holding a phone in his hand at the same time, downloading movies on a torrent and listening to music on VKontakte, invites his chick to give him a blowjob! Now for this probably a life sentence...

The older I became, the larger the units I wanted to hold in my hands