我和妈妈在一起

ALE ALE MAMA!!! TAKE ME, I CAN'T BE WITH GRANDMOTHER ANYMORE!

I'm my mother's businessman

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

some are good at work, some at sports, some are excellent parents, some are loyal friends. but not me. I'm my mother's divergent.

I'm my mother's engineer

Mom, I'm spending the night with a friend today

I live with a girl. I decided to wash my hands, please tell me where is the soap?

-Son, have you eaten? -Yes mom. -what did you eat? - blowjob. oh, the omelette is T9. - Son, I don’t like that you’re having lunch with your friend Anton.

when you broke up with your internet girlfriend and you hear your brother crying in the room