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Today I got up at 6 am. (Warning: This trick was performed by a professional. Do not try this at home.)

rushing a woman is the same as trying to speed up the boot of a computer. the program still has to carry out many more actions hidden from your understanding.

a man does 70% of what he promised to do. a woman does 70% of what she promised not to do.

“Rules of conduct at dance evenings: workers must come to dance evenings in light clothing and shoes. Dancing in working sportswear is prohibited. dancing in a distorted form is prohibited. the dancer must perform the dance correctly, clearly and equally well with both the right and left foot. a woman has the right to politely express displeasure about a man’s failure to comply with the required three centimeters and demand an explanation in a polite manner at a distance. smoking and laughing should be in specially designated areas.”

Today I got up at 6 am. (Warning: This trick was performed by a professional. Do not try this at home.)

“the server understands the request, but refuses to fulfill it” - the beginning of the uprising of the machines

The head of the prison addresses the condemned man sitting in the electric chair: -What is your last wish? -please hold my hand. I'll be calmer this way.

The copy command cannot be executed: the selected area is empty.