孙女

a friend had a grandmother living in her house, whom the local youth nicknamed “scooter”, in honor of the German musical group scooter. and she got her nickname due to the fact that she had a granddaughter, Faina, and the grandmother, going out onto the balcony, shouted with good obscenities: fayaya...

the daughter came without a sled and said that her grandfather and granddaughter asked her to ride them. she told them the address, and they will bring it when they get ready. We are glad that we raised a kind girl, but we read the lecture that she is too trusting. two hours later there was a knock on the door and they brought a sleigh and candy. The daughter reached into her pocket: “Here, I’m returning your phone.”

- I wish I could fuck you well, so that he knows! -Grandma, let’s say “knock”

- Grandma, come. -I can’t, I’m already old. -but my parents left me alone without food.

Grandfather gave a gift to his granddaughter for 9 months. The child squealed with happiness!

-Grandma, how big are your eyes! God, what big ears! and the teeth are simply huge! -That’s why you are my least favorite granddaughter.

- Grandma, why did my parents send me to you for the summer? -because you fucked them up.