妇科医生

-my gynecologist said that I can’t have sex for 2 weeks! -What did the dentist tell you?

deaf surgeon does not use anesthesia

maternity hospital, school, clinic, cemetery. -bus of life

-ready! watch! where's my watch? oh ha ha! I stitched myself back in, leaving the watch outside!

“From our table to your table,” the note from the surgeon read playfully. The pathologist laughed and crossed her legs.

In the Krasnoyarsk region, a surgeon who was extracting heroin from the stomach of a drug courier detained by the police tried to appropriate part of the drug for himself. Moreover, at the time of arrest, the surgeon was in a state of drug intoxication