好消息

-I have two news for you, good and bad. -all attention is clear. -I'm leaving you... -and the bad news?

500 million years ago, a day lasted 20 and a half hours. swelling at a rate of 0.0017 sec/century, they have grown to our 24 hours, and continue to grow. -good news! We'll be able to get some sleep soon!

doctor to patient: - I have 2 news for you: good and bad - which one to start with? with a good one. - we will name this virus after you...

The audio recording of Natalie - oh my God, what a man was removed from public access due to an appeal from the copyright holder. -at least one good news

fuck you not the news

Now everything is clear

1. MP Milonov became the victim of an accident 2. torrents are recognized as legal in Russia 3. the government decided to evict Dagestanis and Chechens to their historical homeland 4. Elena Mizulina was raped by an oral pedophile maniac 5. the Russian national team defeated Germany in the World Cup finals - the most awesome news

so much better