好东西都是小包装的

good things come in small packages

Well, say hi - hydroponics

if only you knew what was in my mouth... honey, I took into my mouth things that you never dreamed of.

-wolf, I don’t understand, are you thinking of catching me? or are you going to screw up in Dota? - fuck, hare, wait a minute....

-Well, I have a proposal for you. If you help me with one thing, you will even earn some money. - Well, I’m listening. -Let me write what I need. If you agree, fine, no, then no. Just won't you make fun of me and call me a fool? -OK. -My friend and I bet 10,000 rubles that I would give a blowjob to a stranger our age. If you give me the opportunity, I can share the money.

well weather

no time to explain! pack your things and get on the carpet!

two girls are sitting on the roof... one is good, the other is evil and throwing stones at passers-by, the evil one hit 3 times, and the good one 5... because good always defeats evil!

how to subdue your younger brother or sister. You invite the youngest to play waiter, and of course he is the waiter. you order him to bring him something to drink, something to eat, go get some beer, and put things in order. in short, decide for yourself what you need