她为什么不打电话

why doesn't she call me?

my little sister won't understand why she wasn't allowed to take a jump rope to school

why doesn't he call me?

Why do I like to watch a lot of porn but she doesn't? Most likely, you are simply a more intelligent and erudite person than she is, and you perceive visual art more deeply.

why doesn't he call me :((

-Oh yeah! Oh yeah! -What? lumberjack? what the heck? -Oh no, my God, stop! Why are you doing it? -She's a log, guy. it's just my job.

and fuck her!

my friend once made fun of a computer science teacher: he took a screenshot of the desktop, deleted all the shortcuts and set that screen as the background image. after several hundred futile attempts to log into my computer, she, not understanding anything, decided to call the service and call a technician. so he came, scratched his turnip and couldn’t think of anything better than to tear down Windows...

fuck it, with this summer, I can get high all year round

-I haven’t tried to fuck my girlfriend, well.. you know... in another hole? - no, what, what if she gets pregnant...