女の子に会うとき

what I usually see when I want to meet a girl

-Hey, how about you take a walk with me today, baby?) -I can't today. My grandmother’s sister’s aunt’s grandson’s friend’s brother’s fish on my mother’s side died. -And you know how to sew.

when you're drunk with friends trying to meet a girl

let's meet cutie? sorry I misspoke

you go up to a woman, show her card tricks for 2 hours, then fuck her. it really works. I saw it in The Sims

can you survive in thailand? Below are six couples, try to guess which one is a real girl and which one is a transsexual. You will find the correct answers after the pictures. it was a trick question. don't worry, all of them are transsexuals

when you told her that you were studying at a vocational school