大型ハンマー 大槌

-Grandma, how big are your eyes! God, what big ears! and the teeth are simply huge! -That’s why you are my least favorite granddaughter.

if Thor appeared in Russia

- grandma, grandma, why do you have such big ears? - I had tunnels.

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how about Yeltsin as Batman? his superpower would be vodka, he would kill with dancing, his Robin would be Oleg Gazmanov, his joker would be Dzhokhar Dudayev, he would shout - where is the detonator, you know!, and at the end of the film - this city needs a hero, but I'm tired, I I'm leaving

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expelled from the university

first here and then here

I will grow up and kill you