声

speak up, bitch! where is your partner

Every time I hear a recording of my voice, I want to apologize to everyone I've ever talked to.

When a girl talks to a guy she likes, her voice sounds thinner. Now I understand why everyone I meet has a voice like Batman

The speed of sound is a strange thing. Your parents tell you something when you’re 20, but it only comes to fruition when you’re 40.

-Vasya, I know the IP of the computer from which VK was logged in, how to hack a password and email I remember that somehow cookies can be pulled out. -ahahah can I screenshot this?) -why? -I’ll show the boys, they’ll suck. no, dude. You can’t hack a VK account just by knowing your IP. -Vasya, I have a recording of your vocals in the original. - bitch, I got it. - so think about it.

this sound is still in my head

when you read these lines, a voice sounds in your head. is it male or female? you've never thought about it, but listen to him now. he is perfect. diction, timbre, tonality, pauses. this is your soul. this is you.

your voice is a strange thing in life, it’s normal, it’s not on the recorder

in 1991, the actor who voiced Mickey Mouse married the actress who voiced Minnie Mouse... - with such voices they had no chance with normal people