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mint treats neuralgia, and beets treat hypertension. strawberries drive away salt, and sage drives away toothache. Eat watermelon for nephritis. and lingonberries - for arthritis. To have more strength, don’t forget about the “elecampane”. cranberry - will cure cystitis. radish - cough and bronchitis. for headaches - viburnum, and for colds - tea with raspberries. nettle - cleanses the blood, treats vision; carrots. sleep will be returned - motherwort, hops. strength, vigor - honey, ginseng. Treat the liver with mountain ash. heart - mint and viburnum, so as not to have diabetes, eat Jerusalem artichoke all summer. Let's cure asthma with hyssop. bladder - dill. ulcers, wounds, hemorrhoids - rinse with plantain. Apply the onion to the boils. Listen to this friend’s advice, eat greens every day.

spend every day of your life as if it were your last: lie on the bed, cough, gather your relatives, piss yourself.

The little daughter comes up and whispers in her ear: Dad, I’ll tell you something now, you’re going crazy! The father, clearing his throat, replies: thank you, daughter... no need... I'm already crazy!

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