和我女朋友分手了

-why did you break up with your girlfriend? -She left because of my addiction. - sad... booze? -Yes! of course I will

when you broke up with your internet girlfriend and you hear your brother crying in the room

-Well, I have a proposal for you. If you help me with one thing, you will even earn some money. - Well, I’m listening. -Let me write what I need. If you agree, fine, no, then no. Just won't you make fun of me and call me a fool? -OK. -My friend and I bet 10,000 rubles that I would give a blowjob to a stranger our age. If you give me the opportunity, I can share the money.

I don’t like couples who flaunt their relationship, for example, me and my girlfriend, Emma Watson, don’t advertise our relationship! Even she doesn’t know that we’re dating!

Yesterday afternoon I was returning home with my girlfriend, when I let go of her hand to take out my phone and take this photo, she got angry with me and didn’t talk to me again that day. but let's be honest, how often have you seen a dog driving around the city?

Today, while walking with my girlfriend (whom I’ve been dating for 2 months now), she asked me, “why don’t you have a girlfriend?”