口袋妖怪

-Dad, sing me a song of your generation. -hmm.. pokemon! we can do anything! you and me! the whole world is waiting for salvation! pokemon! We are entering into an equal battle! po-ke-mon!!!

Pokemon condoms are sold in Japan

I'm fine, I just have an iPhone 6 plus in my pocket

bring back Ranetok and Justin Bieber

hey, what are you hiding in your pocket?

-What is your hand doing in my pocket!? -looking for matches... -couldn’t you ask? -I was embarrassed...