友達から削除する

my friend once made fun of a computer science teacher: he took a screenshot of the desktop, deleted all the shortcuts and set that screen as the background image. after several hundred futile attempts to log into my computer, she, not understanding anything, decided to call the service and call a technician. so he came, scratched his turnip and couldn’t think of anything better than to tear down Windows...

-Vlad, return the money, please, I’m broke. unfriend. block.

This is what I understand, I deleted it from friends

? -the purpose of the question? - the meaning of the addition? - the essence of the dialogue? -I'm just wondering why you added me. - purpose of interest? -I understood you. -reason for understanding?

I'll fuck my friend now. -Why cards?

This is fucked up, comrades! I did this, only with a photo of a girl. I told a close (!) friend, supposedly it was my boyfriend’s mistress, she swore that she wouldn’t tell anyone, we’ve been friends since childhood, as it were. Today the cops were laughing at all this, the bastard “ratted” me out, fuck such friends

Friends forever