占星学

fuck you, your stars are in the wrong phases

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2014 01 28 09:59

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RUSSIA Moscow

Do your horoscopes never come true? It means your parents lied to you about your date of birth. maybe they don’t know it themselves. maybe they bought you from the gypsies.

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2015 06 27 18:37

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RUSSIA Taganrog

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2024 06 07 13:18

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UNITED STATES Miami

Russia can take over any European country using only monuments

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2014 01 12 10:33

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BELARUS Babruysk

-Tell me, is the trace of Marshall’s slap no longer visible? -A fortune teller can predict Marshall's future by looking at your face.

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2015 11 09 03:43

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RUSSIA St.-Petersburg

agents are divided into two types: agent 007 and agent 0.7

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2014 07 18 07:48

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BELARUS Minsk

son, why does the homework folder take up 67GB?

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2016 02 03 11:14

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RUSSIA Moscow

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2024 06 13 06:35

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UNITED STATES Las Vegas

We predict fate by the number of missed classes

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2014 05 14 14:48

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RUSSIA Moscow

in 1855 Alexander ascended the throne, but the login was already taken and he had to become Alexander 2

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2015 04 27 05:42

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RUSSIA Moscow