卑劣な私

-o-o-o yes, mean girl! say my name! say Christopher Robin! -oox, Christopher Robin! Yes Yes! -Can we remove the bear? -No, no, everything is fine. he likes it! -later... -Vinnie, stop! you've had enough already!! -back off! you don't know what I saw!

he exists

my wife told me to tell you that I’m not henpecked!

Gopniks are experts in arguing with suckers

a friend had a grandmother living in her house, whom the local youth nicknamed “scooter”, in honor of the German musical group scooter. and she got her nickname due to the fact that she had a granddaughter, Faina, and the grandmother, going out onto the balcony, shouted with good obscenities: fayaya...