协会

1. sky. 2. sunny side of the pyramid. 3. shadow side of the pyramid.

arguing with a girl is like reading a license agreement, at the end you ignore everything and click "I agree"

normal people see a jump, but I see hanged ballerinas

business idea: 1) we enter into an agreement with a cellular operator for a paid number. 2) take a loan from a bank. 3) we don’t pay the loan. 4) collectors call your paid number around the clock. 5) we rake in the loot with a shovel. profit!

oh, now I’ll pump you up.

I think this tractor wants to rob me

- Excuse me, did our manager understand correctly the reason for your refusal to cooperate with us: you refuse because “they fucked Nikon in the mouth?” -Yes that's right