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nivea 9-in-1 shampoo, shower gel, liquid soap, scrub, dishwashing detergent, shaving foam, cake cream, toothpaste, shoe polish.

don't get confused

if I were him, I wouldn't wake up

This is me with a beard. I shaved it.

it’s cool to be a guy: you don’t have to shave your legs, drink, smoke, fuck whoever you want, no one cares about you, you don’t have to shave your legs. In general, do what you want, you don’t even need to shave your legs.

Joe, I changed my mind. don't shave. I like the mustache

The pigs must not be fed for several days, and after that they will devour the dismembered corpse for a sweet soul. but in order for the meat to be digested well, the corpse’s head must first be shaved and all its teeth pulled out. Of course, you can do this later, but who wants to pick out the victim’s teeth from pig shit, and they will eat the bones without any problems... -Got it, bitch?!

if you are a girl and don’t know what to give a guy on February 23, then any guy will be happy if a girl gives him a radio-controlled helicopter. do you hear? not socks, not a razor, not a herring. WINDBLOCK