分裂とルール

-Well, I have a proposal for you. If you help me with one thing, you will even earn some money. - Well, I’m listening. -Let me write what I need. If you agree, fine, no, then no. Just won't you make fun of me and call me a fool? -OK. -My friend and I bet 10,000 rubles that I would give a blowjob to a stranger our age. If you give me the opportunity, I can share the money.

don't divide and conquer!

when someone asks me to share my food with them

Living separately from your parents is awesome

when you broke up with your internet girlfriend and you hear your brother crying in the room

Loki and Thor disassemble the motor

-why did you break up with your girlfriend? -She left because of my addiction. - sad... booze? -Yes! of course I will