出卖了我的灵魂

I sold my soul for a night with Esmeralda. didn't get up

This is fucked up, comrades! I did this, only with a photo of a girl. I told a close (!) friend, supposedly it was my boyfriend’s mistress, she swore that she wouldn’t tell anyone, we’ve been friends since childhood, as it were. Today the cops were laughing at all this, the bastard “ratted” me out, fuck such friends

Something went wrong...

Recently I received an SMS on my phone: “your boyfriend is cheating on you, and with more than one girl!”, and since then I have been tormented by questions: since when did I have a boyfriend, how long have I been dating him, and what should I tell my wife?

SOMETHING WENT WRONG

damn national geographic posted my wife's tits again...

-give me 3 Big Macs. -Peter! she's giving birth! -and also a Happy Mill

What's wrong with my computer?