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What does the pigtail cheese see in the refrigerator at 3 a.m.

when you want to eat. when you need to put something in the refrigerator.

there is an exam. professor: there are 500 bricks on board the plane. one brick fell out of the plane. How many bricks are left on board? student: well, that's easy! 499! professor: right. next question. how to put an elephant in the refrigerator in 3 steps? student: 1. open the refrigerator, 2. put the elephant in there. 3. close the refrigerator! professor: further. how to put deer in the refrigerator in four steps? student: 1. open the refrigerator. 2. pull out the elephant. 3. put the deer. 4. close the refrigerator! professor: great! next question. It's the birthday of the king of beasts, lion! All the animals came except one. Why? student: because the deer is still in the refrigerator! professor: great! Further. can granny walk through a swamp with crocodiles? student: of course he can! After all, all the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday! professor: good! and now the last question. Granny walked through an empty swamp, but still died! what happened to her? student: uh! did she drown? professor: but no! A brick fell on her, which fell out of the plane! for a "retake"!

When a man stays home alone, his refrigerator gets up to 300 views per evening.

what types of psychological violence do you know? - "Don't touch it! This is for the New Year!"

You may have had some great parties, but have you ever partied so hard that you fell asleep with the refrigerator door on?