借口

-Hey, how about you take a walk with me today, baby?) -I can't today. My grandmother’s sister’s aunt’s grandson’s friend’s brother’s fish on my mother’s side died. -And you know how to sew.

The husband was stopped by traffic cops for exceeding the limit, the husband said: excuse me, I’m in a hurry to go home, the neighbor said the wife brought her lover (of course this didn’t happen, he just excused himself), they immediately let him go, they didn’t even check the documents: drive faster, hit them there. I had a similar situation, I was stopped for speeding, I remembered my husband’s story, I said: please let me go, I’m in a hurry to go home, the neighbor said my husband brought his mistress home. so these bastards checked the documents, and ctpaxobky, and measured the tint, and give them a fire extinguisher, and a full search of the car with witnesses, it took 3 hours to fill out the fine report! This is fucking male solidarity!