-have you ever wondered what your future wife is doing now?) -I know what she’s doing now) she’s texting me ;) -oh, how cute. -That’s it, she went to bed, I’ll go too, did you want something? - Damn, what a fool you are!
-Tell me, dear. that I have beautiful hair. -beautiful. -Are your eyes beautiful? and the nose? - wait, what are you doing? Are you not reflected in the mirror?
-Alfred. this sandwich was disgusting! -Do you know what I did to the last person who said that to me, sir? -What? -I hired a drug addict to shoot her and her husband in the gateway.