你不知道

You probably didn’t know how pineapples grow, but they grow on the ground

if you don’t know how... to place commas... just write with ellipses after each phrase... like you’re so fucking mysterious...

If you don’t know what to buy a girl, tell her that you’ve already bought a gift and invite her to guess. she will list what she wants. - this is genius

Guy in a cool suit, who are you without it? -Actor, stuntman, film director, producer, screenwriter, stunt and fight choreographer, singer, philanthropist, UNICEF Goodwill Ambassador, martial artist. Commander of the Order of the British Empire

if you don't know where this comes from, then you didn't have a merry christmas or happy new year, you filthy animal

-ARE YOU 18? -ARE YOU FUCKED?

if you don’t know that you didn’t have “ah, bitch!”

-Did you watch Pirates of the Caribbean? -Are you crazy?