休斯顿我们有问题

-Houston, we have problems. -which? -I don’t know, some guys in sweatpants came and said that we have problems.

from synonyms of the Russian language: Houston, we have a difficulty, embarrassment, problem, snag, snag, ambush, difficulty, bottleneck, complication, obstacle

- and now the question is how to easily remind the girls that they owe me money?... I’m always very embarrassed to remind. -Look, it’s raining outside, and there are exactly 3 thousand drops on the windowsill, exactly the amount of rubles you owe me. very casual)

had a good rest - that's when it happens

- honey, I have a surprise! We're flying to Italy for the holidays! come on, get ready! -yap! -What? -You promised me barbecue and beer behind the garages!

September comes to us September comes to us the smell brings invigorating study and in the morning the sight of the swollen face and bruises under the eyes is so real

HOUSTON WE'RE ALL FUCKED UP!

World Ninja Day passed quietly and unnoticed.

list of what I did over the holidays