从好友中删除

1. Take a photo as if you were pulling a baby out of a flying saucer that crashed in the forest. 2. When the child turns ten, arrange it so that he accidentally finds this photo in the attic.

-Vlad, return the money, please, I’m broke. unfriend. block.

The pigs must not be fed for several days, and after that they will devour the dismembered corpse for a sweet soul. but in order for the meat to be digested well, the corpse’s head must first be shaved and all its teeth pulled out. Of course, you can do this later, but who wants to pick out the victim’s teeth from pig shit, and they will eat the bones without any problems... -Got it, bitch?!

from the office window it seems like aliens have arrived

- Hello, are you interested in suspended ceilings? - just like that right away... - we’ll place the order right away. -I’m not ready.. -and I’ll prepare you now. -First you need to meet your parents. -I slowly remove the old plaster from the second ceiling... ...I put the drill on the hammer drill... ...and make several holes in your wall.... ...then I take a vacuum cleaner and suck the dust out of the holes.. .

Look, puppy, what GTA did your dad play?

Hi all! Johnny Catsville is with you again, and today we will try to knock down some flower pots from the windowsill!

we need air support! "from the heart, do it beautifully."

fun game. We call the spare parts store and say “we need a pump gasket for a Toyota like this 1997.” Say that you took one gasket from another store and it didn’t fit. Ask the seller to describe it, what it looks like, in order to buy the right one...

-So, Mammed, how do you spell “zhi, shi”? -zhi, shi - write from the heart