了不起的盖茨比

I quarreled with my wife - I opened the refrigerator, tightened all the lids on the jars tightly: let the first one go make up.

guests are knocking on the door, and you have shit on the table? cover everything with a sheet. Place an easel nearby. bold, bold, youthful!

I sold my soul for a night with Esmeralda. didn't get up

“if you put headphones on your nostrils and at the same time cover your ears, the oral cavity forms a speaker” - I was kicked out of my psychologist’s class for this crap

advertising of juicy and smoky hookahs is illegal, so it won’t be here

The husband runs home, grabs his wife by the hand.., into the bedroom, rushes and throws her on the bed... the wife is shocked.., this has not happened in 20 years. her husband falls towards her, covers them with a blanket over his head and says..: - look! I bought the watch...it glows.

if I were him, I wouldn't wake up

We installed a monitor on the tank lid so that the gas station attendant can watch the video while he is filling up your car.