Search query:

一致

Found: 198
"Oral sex courses have been opened in Moscow for girls who want to improve their ability to perform oral sex." -apparently the courses are timed to coincide with the release of the iPhone 5s
kato
Subscribe
2013 09 16 04:54
6
RUSSIA Sarov
Dude, you forgot your phone at my house. Ayy? Sergey? WHY DON'T YOU ANSWER?!?!?! Oh wait...
ikemoto
Subscribe
2013 06 07 00:18
3
RUSSIA Novopavlovsk
funcology
Subscribe
2024 06 29 14:46
15
UNITED STATES Panama City
- It’s a shame you didn’t go out for a walk. - but I completely disassembled the limits, finally learned to work with the differentiation of complex functions, and now I sit and solve everything. -but we built a dick out of snow.
ikemoto
Subscribe
2013 06 07 05:15
1
RUSSIA Orenburg Oblast
one pussy is good, but two is better
ikemoto
Subscribe
2013 06 07 05:18
0
RUSSIA Abdulino
-There are a lot of interesting things, but I’m too lazy to tell you. -Do not tell me. Too lazy to read
ikemoto
Subscribe
2013 06 13 12:33
5
RUSSIA Chaykovskiy
can a girl make you a millionaire? yes, if you are a billionaire
ikemoto
Subscribe
2013 06 19 04:33
1
RUSSIA Sobolevo
-Hi, how are you? -Hello! Yes, I’m a little sick... -Are you getting treatment? -Yeah, they prescribed antibiotics. I stab you three times in the ass.. -what else do I stab?!...
ikemoto
Subscribe
2013 06 22 02:04
4
RUSSIA Okishevy
the hardest thing was to rewind later to the moment at which the parents finished watching, if you know what I mean...
ishihara
Subscribe
2013 07 07 12:15
2
RUSSIA Zhukovo
what a song! skibiribiri nugarachok????throw off the author and the title of the song, listen at least)))) -scatman john -i'm a scat man
ikemoto
Subscribe
2013 06 22 02:12
5
RUSSIA Vyborg
Memes about conversations have never lost their relevance and popularity. In fact, even without pictures, people’s conversations can be so funny that it’s impossible not to laugh. There are countless examples of conversation memes, as people communicate with each other today both briefly and for a long time. Even waiting for a girlfriend at the entrance, a boyfriend is more likely to write to her than call. During the chat, he will learn about every stage of makeup application, understand why it takes so long, and eventually realize that the whole process of makeup is needed to show the natural color of the face. Another popular topic is the conversation between wives and husbands. What don jealous spouses write to each other! For example, a husband informs his beloved that he ended up in the hospital and was brought there by a colleague from work. Guess what the wife's reaction is? The first thing she does is start to wonder who this female coworker is! Truly, jealousy knows no bounds! Another girl writes to her significant other what products to buy on his way home. After a minute, the first message catches up with the second - the girl asks to buy beer. But soon there is a third message urging him to urgently buy a pineapple. That's the turning point of such conversation memes. On the internet, you often come across conversations between girlfriends. Women exchange the latest news, complain and grumble about their significant others. For example, one lady told her friend that she gave her husband (an experienced fisherman) a set of spinners. As it turned out, the husband had no idea what they were! Apparently, this "fisherman" had been going everywhere for the past two decades, just not fishing. But who knows, perhaps he prefers other gear?