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-The fact that you put on these costumes does not give you any superpowers, do you understand me? -Yes, Superman, we understand

an invention for which there was no prize

how about Yeltsin as Batman? his superpower would be vodka, he would kill with dancing, his Robin would be Oleg Gazmanov, his joker would be Dzhokhar Dudayev, he would shout - where is the detonator, you know!, and at the end of the film - this city needs a hero, but I'm tired, I I'm leaving

wine gets better with age. I get better with wine

don't worry, honey. I'll just drink a bottle of wine with my friends

The drunkard who waits for several hours for the wine and vodka department to open is affectionately nicknamed by the sellers - Bukhatiko.

"darovo" - hello. How are you? "Normanno"

-Do you like wine or women more? -depending on what year it is

AMY WINEHOUSE HAS BEEN DRUG-FREE FOR THREE YEARS

yellow colored wine is called white because it is made from green grapes. fuck logic!