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Lord of the Rings

Perhaps the only film in which all parts were awesome. don't fuck around. are you crazy? go fuck yourself

for some reason, Caucasian action films always look like Lord of the Rings heroes

elf meat in its own juice

Maksim! yes, I used your laptop (I didn’t find the charger for mine) p.s.: maybe you should delete your browsing history in the browser - your grandmother would be shocked! p.p.s.: you know that your browser has a special thing for this, I think it’s called “incognito mode”, good use! dad.

-Frodo -what? -why are you short?

-dude, tell me the login and password for your wifi. - login - suck, password - dick. -It says my password is not long enough...

no, well, this is Erebor

- Gosh, dude, you should google it first, yeah. gitler there is no such surname, there is hitler, in all Romano-Germanic languages, and in Russian the letter “g” is used due to translation rules. -fascist!! -You are so logical that a chair, a horse, twenty-eight. -usually one person sits on a chair. the horse has four legs. There are twenty-eight letters in a word. 1488!!