ロボコップ

RoboCop is not the same anymore

sergei druzko / robocop

I still wonder why no one thought of shooting him in the mouth

my friend once made fun of a computer science teacher: he took a screenshot of the desktop, deleted all the shortcuts and set that screen as the background image. after several hundred futile attempts to log into my computer, she, not understanding anything, decided to call the service and call a technician. so he came, scratched his turnip and couldn’t think of anything better than to tear down Windows...

-Vasya, I know the IP of the computer from which VK was logged in, how to hack a password and email I remember that somehow cookies can be pulled out. -ahahah can I screenshot this?) -why? -I’ll show the boys, they’ll suck. no, dude. You can’t hack a VK account just by knowing your IP. -Vasya, I have a recording of your vocals in the original. - bitch, I got it. - so think about it.

-Oh yeah! Oh yeah! -What? lumberjack? what the heck? -Oh no, my God, stop! Why are you doing it? -She's a log, guy. it's just my job.

temple of Russian rap

-Darling, you are a log. -I am Groot.

the best of Russian rap

this girl is so bad in bed that the guy decided to put her in the backyard