リンゴを磨く

-waiter! Why are there apples floating in my borscht? -sorry, but you are in Poland

-Do you need apples... Polish? -I need gas. | -maybe you need Polish apples? - Fuck them to me. | - Do you need Polish apples? -Not. don't say you saw me. | -Nobody needs apples...

not everyone will understand, few will remember

we had 2 pots of brosh, not red, but with cabbage, 75 sausages, half a canister of tea, an excellent thirst quencher, and an endless supply of salad, completely stuffed with apples and pineapples of all varieties and colors. he infuriated me terribly, but I knew that sooner or later we would switch to this rubbish.

iVazovsky

now there won’t be an apple under my VK entries and no one will know that I bought an iPhone

- Guys, tell me which company to buy an iPad? -Which company's iPad? are you kidding? -any, just don’t take apple