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-What do you have in your bag? -bottle of rum. -Did you call a bottle of vodka rum? - Yes.

-Hi, what's up? - hello, I’m on a plane))) - it’s a pity, we have whiskey, vodka, rum, the girls are coming, I wanted to invite you too

survived Eid al-Adha

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

one girl posted a photo of Quasimodo on Instagram, but traditionally received 217 likes and comments: “beautiful!”, “you’re super!”, “you look great!” - from her friends.

People like her photos on Instagram, but not yours!