ミニドリル

mini drill

minions beginning

I was at an interview at a company today... the manager gave me a laptop and said: try to sell it to me... well, I took the laptop and left the room with it, and then... left altogether. When I came home, the HR manager called me and started screaming hysterically: return my laptop immediately! I said: 200 bucks and the laptop is yours....

in 1991, the actor who voiced Mickey Mouse married the actress who voiced Minnie Mouse... - with such voices they had no chance with normal people

-Where do you live? - in the same place as the parents. -where do your parents live? -in the same place as me. -Where do you all live? - in the same place as before. -Where is your home? -opposite the neighbors' house. -Where is the neighbors house? -You won't believe it if I tell you. - speak! -opposite my house

fight / mimino

let's tell her how you get fucked at work

I don’t understand how Miss Universe was chosen if no one from other planets participated?