ボイスチャット

I fucking forgot to uncheck this box

-Guess how my girlfriend saves a Word document? -How? -presses the computer's shutdown button, the computer asks her: save the document? she presses yes. The computer turns off, while saving the document. after which she turns on the computer. profit!

When I reached the Boss

only pornhub employees switch to the porn tab when they see the boss

Riddick + Wasserman = Boris the animal