ペニスの長さ

“The age of the girl you are going to build a relationship with must be equal to the length of your penis added” - this is illegal. -fuck Galkin's hose.

"average penis length, according to research from the British Ulster University" - sorry, but you live in America

“in Perm, unknown persons stole a bag with 5 million rubles from a man,” “five Perm businessmen received one million rubles each,” “five corpses were found under a bridge in Perm,” “the head of the Perm police department purchased an SUV worth 5 million rubles,” “a man who was robbed of 5 million rubles, stole an SUV from the head of the Perm Department of Internal Affairs" - smiled

The prize for the biggest dick goes to my dad

I would tell you a joke about my penis, but it's too long.

-I can not take it anymore. we need to break up. -Is it because my penis is 13 centimeters? -Yes. - You're superstitious as fuck!

-Do you know what women say when they see a big penis? -No. -I know!

sent the girl a photo of his penis, and she responded with a photo of hers

Today I will fuck you so much that your balls will ache like fans of the national football team. I'm going to suck all the juices out of you through the urethra, and have the head of your penis go so deep into my throat that you can touch my heart :)