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Pamela Anderson said in some program: at home I look like an ordinary person, and my sons always saw me as ordinary, without hair and makeup. and somehow I got ready to go somewhere, put on my makeup... and went out to the children. the younger one looked at me intently and in horror: wait a second, are you Pamela Anderson???

psst, guy, have the traffic cops left?

director to the new driver: - what is your last name? I only address drivers by their last name! - Andrey! - what is that last name? - no name. - you didn’t understand me, I need to know your last name! - You won’t call me by my last name, call me Andrey! - Hey, soldier, are you stupid, I ask again, what’s your last name? - Well, “beloved” is my last name! - let's go, Andrey...

pssst, don’t you want a guy for the main thing?

-Is this your knife? why do you need him? -to you. -what? -A person with a knife should be addressed directly.

hey guy, do you want to go to the bottom of the ocean for a while?

this is for you from the ugly girls from the next table

"restricted access to my page." -look how important the chicken is

"Russian Post" - Heil Hitler! telegram for you!