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when you're tired of people being too close to you.

I BUYED A HOOP, AND IT'S JUST

"Should you give way to an oncoming car?" -bleat, man, bitch, with an axe, he’s fucking a car loaded with heavy water for uranium centrifuges, driven by aliens????? What the hell is an oncoming car, cops, are you crazy?

I looked at it for a long time until I realized it was a fucking hoop