フェアベックス

the first person in the world to take a photo with a pack of Fervex

-You need to make some chicken broth. -drink Fervex. bitch!!!

swarmed forward

-Wow! look at this guy! he dances like a god!!! -you know what they say, good on the dance floor, good in bed... -hey, hi...what do you say if I offer to continue with me? -great idea!!

complete fantasy

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

spider man

New Year's fair - a pine tree for everyone!

about a minute

I’m walking through the fair, and then my mother says to her son (he’s 4 years old), “Son, look! Piggy is smiling at you.” and there..