ノート用紙

guests are knocking on the door, and you have shit on the table? cover everything with a sheet. Place an easel nearby. bold, bold, youthful!

left for yourself, right for your neighbor

my handwriting depends on: my mood, the temperature in the office, the height of the table, lighting, attitude towards the teacher, the weight of the pen, the quality of the notebook paper. but not from me, no.

don't get confused

I saw my wife off, I’m standing near the restaurant smoking. A young man, who looks like a gopnik fan, comes up and says in a drunken language: “Answer yes or no?” -What's the question? I ask. -It doesn’t matter, just say yes or no? -No. The guy thought and said: - Justify.

I've seen a lot of things in this world, but a circled notebook...

I gave my girlfriend a notebook. now for some reason she won't talk to me

nepisdin - with a spoon for the forehead

if you ever think about how unlucky you are in life, imagine a tree that grew for 20 years only to later become a notebook with Bieber