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women only think about one thing

in our youth there was no internet, we surfed the net

-I don’t believe in God, I don’t need sermons. sorry. - but in vain. It’s very difficult in life alone. God helps me in everything! I recently noticed that when I surf on some sites on the Internet, I have links to exactly what I was literally looking for today. I'm sure God knows when you're looking for something and helps you in every possible way, you just have to believe and pay attention to it. - it's called Yandex.direct, you pious idiot. -what is it called?

did I turn off the iron? did you close the apartment?

surfed the Internet for 2 minutes, decided to destroy humanity

no matter how hard you try, you will never be cool like this duck

In Hawaii, surfing is included in the school curriculum.

While you're surfing the Internet, pigeons are picking up your girlfriend.

While you're surfing the Internet, gypsies are preparing to colonize Mars

-Did you know that every third person surfs the Internet from their workplace? -I don't work. -Me too.