サンダルと靴下

and you say sandals with socks

now you've seen everything

will you come pick me up at work today, tell me exactly? if not, then I’ll wear sandals without heels, since I’m pregnant, it’s hard for me to walk a lot in heels. and with these flat sandals I wanted to wear a white dress, it matches the color, so I need to wear light underwear under the white dress. Well, answer my question, I’m going to the bath and I need to choose panties: white or another color (for the dress that I wanted to wear with heels)

it's your time

Santa, his mother, Niger Klaus

levels of protection

one customer entered my cafe and asked for salad and potatoes. I asked if he would eat here or take the order home. he told me to go to hell, took my order and swore at me. I love working in the prison canteen.

that's it guys, now you can

when a girl tells a guy that she is eating a salad, this means that she eats a whole frying pan of fried potatoes with it

Yo nigga you need to grind some salads with me