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- free cash desk! -Hello. I'd like a big kvass, fried cracklings, double makdranik with sour cream and a cockerel lollipop with me.

producers are giving a chance to change their minds

-an, do you want to eat? - no - maybe some cottage cheese? - no - there are hedgehogs - no need - more borscht with sour cream - I don’t want - what about dumplings? - I can’t - maybe some cutlets? - I won’t - fish? pies? cheesecakes? - no - some seagull? some coffee? cocoa? milk? - Grandma, I want to sleep! -ah, well, sleep, sleep. There is a chocolate bar in the nightstand.

WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH INTERNET

-children, if you eat everything, dad will buy you ice cream. -fucking bitch...

fuck you

girl, would you like some ice cream? no, I want normal!

It's me, the postman. Pechkin, a knife to the liver - no one is eternal, for your boy

I want to go back to the times of Stalinist repressions, reforms and death penalties! Mom says the ice cream was very tasty back then.

If I had a cat like that, I might never get married. © Uncle Fyodor's dad