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business idea: 1) we enter into an agreement with a cellular operator for a paid number. 2) take a loan from a bank. 3) we don’t pay the loan. 4) collectors call your paid number around the clock. 5) we rake in the loot with a shovel. profit!

fuck you

We're not looking for peers... (c) Galkin M.A.

I saw my ex with a new guy - you remember how you came in her mouth

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

every night I take on something bad... (c) Maxim Galkin

how to subdue your younger brother or sister. You invite the youngest to play waiter, and of course he is the waiter. you order him to bring him something to drink, something to eat, go get some beer, and put things in order. in short, decide for yourself what you need