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the norm is an illusion. What is normal for a spider is chaos for a fly. (c) marticia addams.

if Adam and Eve were the only people, then to continue the race, their children had sex with each other

Google is no joke. “Google you fagot” - I hear you, you fucking bastard, I ran your fucking address into the database. -You fucking fagot, I’ll tear your organs apart and fuck you. "Google is asking for your device's location data."

-Vasya, I know the IP of the computer from which VK was logged in, how to hack a password and email I remember that somehow cookies can be pulled out. -ahahah can I screenshot this?) -why? -I’ll show the boys, they’ll suck. no, dude. You can’t hack a VK account just by knowing your IP. -Vasya, I have a recording of your vocals in the original. - bitch, I got it. - so think about it.

The drunkard who waits for several hours for the wine and vodka department to open is affectionately nicknamed by the sellers - Bukhatiko.

in fact, pigeons are the souls of dead programmers. url... url... url

Why are police officers called “trash”? -militiamen (already police) received the nickname <<mycopa>> not from everyday life. The fact is that before the revolution, the Moscow criminal investigation department was called the Moscow criminal investigation department. The offensive nickname came from the abbreviation mus.

a friend had a grandmother living in her house, whom the local youth nicknamed “scooter”, in honor of the German musical group scooter. and she got her nickname due to the fact that she had a granddaughter, Faina, and the grandmother, going out onto the balcony, shouted with good obscenities: fayaya...