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HELLO TO EVERYONE:) I'M 17 YEARS OLD, I'M FROM Tyumen, I'M LOOKING FOR FRIENDS!!! ADD TO FRIENDS))) I WILL BE VERY HAPPY TO HAVE NEW FRIENDS!!! -Oh my God, do you know a dead language?

I watched "The Revenant". It turns out that DiCaprio can swim in icy water!

The first person caught for speeding was Briton Walter Arnold. On January 28, 1896, despite the speed limit of 3 km/h, the maniac rushed at a speed of 12 km/h. The valiant policeman gave chase on a bicycle and managed to catch up with the hooligan.

-I don’t believe in God, I don’t need sermons. sorry. - but in vain. It’s very difficult in life alone. God helps me in everything! I recently noticed that when I surf on some sites on the Internet, I have links to exactly what I was literally looking for today. I'm sure God knows when you're looking for something and helps you in every possible way, you just have to believe and pay attention to it. - it's called Yandex.direct, you pious idiot. -what is it called?

you're walking like this to the metro. you’re thinking about something of your own and suddenly - lo and behold! I almost missed the board game store and it’s just two steps away!

-Jason, oh my God! This is the thirteenth time you’ve worn this! -I don’t have many things that suit me!

that inexplicable wonderful feeling when you go out drinking

I took the wine from the store. I’m standing, choosing olives. the Gopnik security guard approaches. young man, you have a minute! I screw up my face from the series What the fuck? him: there is a minute left until 23.00 to buy alcohol! I immediately explode, jumping over the goods and rushing to the cash registers. he overtakes me - runs ahead - breaks through the road. At the checkout the line is parting: urgently! wine! cashier: oh, let me give it to you quickly - there’s only a minute left! just paid. Behind me, 2 people apart, there are guys with beer. cashier: oh my god. beer. they won't make it in time. gets up and shouts almost in panic: girls! punch the beer. 30 seconds left! This is what I call civil society.

-Grandma, how big are your eyes! God, what big ears! and the teeth are simply huge! -That’s why you are my least favorite granddaughter.

"The egg of a sea snail fell into the wound on the boy's knee during a beach vacation, and hatched after 3 weeks." -Why is he so happy? -Oh my God, he just gave birth, let him enjoy the moment