どの会社でも

In every company that goes out to rest in the forest, there is a mysterious silent person who brings new branches for the fire and throws them into the fire.

I was at an interview at a company today... the manager gave me a laptop and said: try to sell it to me... well, I took the laptop and left the room with it, and then... left altogether. When I came home, the HR manager called me and started screaming hysterically: return my laptop immediately! I said: 200 bucks and the laptop is yours....

-Hey, how about you take a walk with me today, baby?) -I can't today. My grandmother’s sister’s aunt’s grandson’s friend’s brother’s fish on my mother’s side died. -And you know how to sew.

- hello, beauty) let's see each other, let's walk around Moscow, at any time of the day or night, just tell me where and when? -hi) let's do it on August 2nd in Gorky Park, at 15.00, ok? -Damn, excuse me, I have important things to do, I have my own business there, maybe on any other day? -No

let's meet cutie? sorry I misspoke

-why you left your previous job. -The company office moved, but no one told me where.

you go up to a woman, show her card tricks for 2 hours, then fuck her. it really works. I saw it in The Sims

- Guys, tell me which company to buy an iPad? -Which company's iPad? are you kidding? -any, just don’t take apple

when you're drunk with friends trying to meet a girl

I want to buy an iPad. what company do you recommend?