そしてあなたは弱いです

- this is a lie detector. - I will ask simple questions, and you answer honestly.. - Do you understand? -Yes..

only weaklings throw away trash

- you are so gentle - wicked - and smart - wicked - and your sense of humor is so cool. - yes!)))) - cunt

Are you sure you have air conditioning at home?

-No, I dont drink alcohol. I have a bad attitude towards alcohol in general. - what a pity (but I really like to drink, and it’s especially great to drink with my girlfriend together. - Well, I can also drink with a guy) I also really love this thing)) with my boyfriend and you can smoke. -well, yes, I agree :) I’m speaking figuratively) I don’t smoke)

-You're sleeping, and I'm thinking about you... -Yes, I'll give you back your money, it's a waste

you wouldn't have thought of it

The husband wakes up after a brutal drinking session, looks, the linen is washed and ironed, hung on the high chair, breakfast and a bottle of beer on the table. the wife left for work without saying a word, without hysterics. he says to his son: son, what happened yesterday? Dad, you came home drunk at two in the morning and fell on the bed. and when your mother tried to undress you, you said: “Don’t touch me, bitch, I’m married!”

and you didn’t even think of it

- hello, and on to the day. You're a car mechanic, right? - Hello, Natasha. well, yes, what happened? -When I kick it in the ass, the light doesn’t light up. - I see, but what’s wrong with the car?